Thursday, December 1, 2016

Top 10 Bizarre Books

Strange, quirky, surprising, disturbing – the following books may represent many of these traits, but they are all certainly bizarre and something quite out of the ordinary. Book lovers and enthusiasts of bizarre topics in general will find these selections both interesting and entertaining. If you're looking for a conversation piece for your book table, these books really know how to call attention to themselves! As you would expect with books such as these, there are some rather witty reviews on Amazon. Links have been provided for your perusal.



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Apparently, getting off a sinking ship is more complicated than you'd think! First published in 1938, this novel little volume was written from the voice of experience since one of its authors was forced by the Nazis to abandon the Robin Moor before they torpedoed it in 1941. While the authors do discuss the necessity of departing one's ship in an orderly fashion due to a variety of circumstances, they also explore concepts like buoyancy and open sea boatmanship. Just in case you thought jumping off was a matter of counting three and hoping for the best, give this informative survival guide a try if you have any plans to go sailing.



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Many adults do enjoy coloring and this is certainly a selection better suited to a grown-up than a kid since it features a cover-size gun, well, right on the cover. Many of hip-hop's most memorable and, indeed, colorful rappers are depicted by thick black illustrations that await the bold hand of an artist. Biggie dares you to color him pink. Thugs to some and musical superstars to many, these rappers will have you sharpening your kids' Crayolas in no time (see bizarre book selection #3 for assistance). Since this book was published in 2004, copies are still widely available from venues like Amazon.com.



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This book might stifle conversations as much as it starts them depending on who you invite over. In general, this is not mother-in-law material, so hide it from the coffee table when she visits. With 700 entries that include everything from love potions to the most unusual sexual practices on earth, this book does contain and portray some highly unusual stuff that is not for the faint of heart. Anyone interested in the bizarre or, at least, highly unusual practices of humans will be both shocked and entertained to learn what floats some people's boats when it comes to sexuality.



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Full Title: Urine Therapy! Confessions of a Mad Pee Drinker


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One would expect this to be a joke book given the pseudonym of the author, but urine drinking for health benefits is a real concept and this isn't the only book devoted to it – just the one with the best title, book jacket, and personal reflections. Published in 2007, this intriguing “self-improvement” book, as described by its own author, suggests that drinking one's own urine over a period of time can cure chronic ailments. The author describes his own experiences drinking “midstream morning urine” and how the practice cured his depression, fatigue, dandruff, irritable bowel syndrome, bad skin and fibromyalgia (many readers will be wondering if he's on Match.com). According to P.P., the fountain of youth may truly be inside each and every one of us.



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Full Title: Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!


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It's true that twenty-first century vehicles are far better insulated than twentieth century cars, making this a nearly-obsolete cookbook unless you have a vintage car – probably anything pre-1990. On the other hand, if your engine runs hot, this cookbook is still in print and filled with many great recipes that you can make right on your car engine. Ideal for traveling cooks who don't mind cooking with fumes, this book covers one-of-kind cookery. One reviewer maintained that engines steam everything and always leave his vegetables al dente, but if you can discover the knack of this vehicular art, you'll never have to pull into a greasy roadside diner again! You can crank open your hood and run your own!




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Full Title: Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts


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Published by the Total Mind Power Institute in 1979, this book takes the “I think I can, I think I can” concept to a surprising new level. One must assume that there might be a few glitches contained in this highly unusual do-it-yourself book or the cosmetic surgery industry wouldn't be booked quite so solid with breast enhancement appointments. As an odd publication, it does, however, have its place in lists of bizarre books. Kudos to the book's cover, as well.



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Published in 1988, this book also contains the author and inventor's patent for a device that keeps the head of a mammal alive. A considerable portion of this book provides an explanation as to why this inventor, who is also a practicing attorney, devised a patent he says he does not intend to use. It's unclear as to whether or not Fleming advocates the practice of keeping severed heads alive or simply wants to explore the possibilities that the marvels of science and technology may provide in the future.



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Full Title: How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants


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If you've ever lamented that you stuck your pencil into a cheap twenty-five-cent plastic sharpener – those children's gadgets that break more tips than they sharpen – this book is for you! Painstakingly crafted and nearly exhaustive in its coverage of an unusual subject, this author treats pencil sharpening seriously and, upon reading it, you'll take it more seriously, too. Witty and informative, this highly irregular volume may seem bizarre unless you happen to be sitting there with a broken pencil and are unsure how to best sharpen it for use again.



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A child's alphabet book of running, this strange little book and its correspondingly disturbing cover is about the good and the bad, the pretty and the ugly sides of running. The title, of course, simply dares the onlooker to open this book up and give it a whirl, but some of the subject matter, like vomiting after a race, is about as gross a topic as that covered in Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach by William Kotzwinkle, an honorable mention and runner up for this list of bizarre books.



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Full Title: Gadsby: A Story of Over 50,000 Words without Using the Letter “E”


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It's unclear what the author had against this most popular of vowels when he wrote this novel of constrained writing, but there is, indeed, no trace of this letter in the work. Considering all the English verbs that require the –ed ending, this is a remarkable, albeit bizarre, achievement. This self-published work is a highly collectible book in spite of its unusual treatment of a popular letter. Published in 1939, this odd novel is perfectly readable and contains a reasonable plot, proving that the letter “e” is not as e-ssential as one might have thought.


These highly bizarre books are certainly wonderful for book collectors of the weird or unusual in printed form, but they are incredibly interesting reads for anyone who needs a break from the ordinary. Share them with friends or leave them out during a party to enliven your conversations and provide some unusual subject matter for discussion.


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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Georgia Postpones Executions Over Drug Potency Concers

The Department of Corrections postponed the executions of Kelly Gissendaner and Brian Terrell in order to analyze the drugs that were to be used in last night's execution.




Update: March 3, 1:47 p.m. ET - The Georgia Department of Corrections formally postponed the scheduled execution of Kelly Gissendaner and the scheduled March 10 execution of Brian Terrell “out of an abundance of caution.”



In a press release the DOC said both Gissendaner's and Terrell's executions were postponed while the drugs planned for use in last night's scheduled execution are analyzed.


The sentencing courts will issue new execution orders when the Department is prepared to proceed, the release said.




In a supplemental briefing to the Supreme Court on Tuesday, Gissendaner's lawyers detailed the confusion surrounding her scheduled execution.



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Update: March 3, 7:45 a.m. ET - The execution was postponed due to concerns about the potency of the drug used, pentobarbital. One test said it was at an acceptable potency, but other tests found it was too cloudy, the AP reported.




Update: March 2, 11:10 p.m. ET - The execution of Kelly Gissendaner was postponed, reporters at the prison in Georgia tweeted. There has been no ruling from the Supreme Court on Gissendaner's request.










Update - March 2, 6:35 p.m. ET: The Parole Board denied Kelly Gissendaner's second request for clemency, and her lawyers have asked the Supreme Court to step in and stop tonight's scheduled execution.



“After carefully considering the second clemency application on behalf of Gissendaner, the Board has voted to let the decision of February 25,” according to a statement from the Georgia Parole Board.


Meanwhile, Gissendaner's lawyers have appealed the Georgia Supreme Court's decision to deny her a stay of execution, asking the U.S. Supreme Court to hear her appeal and stay her execution in the meantime.


Earlier Monday, the Georgia Supreme Court ruled against a stay, 5–2.


Update at 7:10 p.m. – Georgia officials have opposed Gissendaner's U.S. Supreme Court request.




Update - March 2, 10:20 a.m. ET: Nearly 50,000 people have signed a petition urging Gov. Nathan Deal to stop Kelly Gissendaner's execution, scheduled for Monday.



Gissendaner, who was sentenced to death for her role in planning her husband's murder with her boyfriend, is scheduled to be executed Monday night after the State Board of Pardons and Paroles denied her clemency last week. Her execution, originally scheduled for Feb. 25, was delayed due to a winter storm.


Several clergy are urging the governor to stop her execution on the grounds that she had “profoundly transformed” in prison and had become a “theologian and pastoral figure to many.”


More than 48,000 people had signed the petition as of Monday asking Deal to commute Gissendaner's sentence to life in prison.




Gissendaner's lawyers requested the Board of Pardons and Paroles on Monday for a 90-day stay of execution and to reconsider her clemency request on the grounds that the Board did not hear critical evidence that was missing from last week's hearing.



In an emergency request, the lawyers said the Board did not hear the testimony of many “vital witnesses” from the Department of Corrections.


They said that the DOC employees' perspective would “would have left no doubt that a grant of clemency is supported in this case.”


According to the application, the witnesses did not come forward because of their role as DOC employees although the rules say “they are permitted to speak to counsel in capital clemency proceedings if desired.” Gissendaner's lawyers said the reality of this rule was “less than clear.”


They named DOC employees who would be able offer perspective on Gissendaner's behavior as an inmate and her rehabilitation.


Gissendaner's lawyers filed an appeal to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to stop her execution claiming that the state's use of a non-FDA-approved lethal injection drug violated her constitutional rights, NBC News reported.


After the court denied their request on Monday, her lawyers appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court.




Update - Feb. 25, 12:23 p.m. ET: Georgia postponed the execution of Kelly Gissendaner who was set die by lethal injection tonight.




BREAKING: Ahead of winter storm, Georgia delays execution of state's only female death row inmate.


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The Department of Corrections announced that Gissendaner would be executed on Monday, March 2, 2015, at 7 p.m.




Update - Feb. 25, 2014 9:50 a.m.: The State Board of Pardons and Paroles denied clemency to Kelly Gissendaner.




Gissendaner, the only woman on Georgia's death row, is set to be executed today for her role in the 1997 murder of her husband.



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If executed, she will be the first woman put to death in the state since 1945.



The Supreme Court denied her appeal in October 2014, and she concluded all her direct appeal proceedings.


Gissendaner had a clemency hearing before the State Board of Pardons and Paroles on Tuesday.




In her clemency application, Gissendaner said she was “deeply remorseful” and accepted full responsibility for the role in her husband's murder.



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She also sought clemency on grounds of her “positive impact” within and outside the prison and that she had shown a “commitment to redemption through spiritual growth.”


Her application said that her children, who were “irreparably harmed” by their father's murder would be further harmed by their mother's execution.


Her petition also said that she was the only one sentenced to death for her role in the murder despite the fact that her co-defendant was sentenced to life and was eligible to seek parole in eight years .




Gissendaner has requested her last meal to consist of two Whoppers with cheese, cornbread, side of buttermilk, two large orders of french fries, cherry vanilla ice cream, popcorn, salad with a cheese and buttermilk dressing, and lemonade.



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Gissendaner was sentenced to death in 1998 for plotting the death of her husband, Douglas Gissendaner, with her boyfriend.






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She was convicted of malice murder for coaxing her boyfriend, Gregory Owen, to kill Douglas for his insurance money and to get rid of him, according to court documents.


On Feb. 7, 1997, Gissendaner drove Owen to her house, gave him a nightstick and a hunting knife to kill her husband and then went to a nightclub with some friends. When Douglas arrived at his home, Owen ambushed him with the knife and drove him to a deserted location. There, Owen struck Douglas at the back of the head with the nightstick and then stabbed him repeatedly in the back and neck. He took Douglas' watch and wedding ring to make it look like a robbery, as per Gissandaner's instructions.


She later arrived at the woods to make sure her husband was dead. Owen then set fire to Douglas' car with a can of kerosene Gissendaner brought with her.


She reported her husband missing to the police the next day and appeared on television news asking for information on him. Douglas' body was found nearly two weeks after the murder and his remains were ravaged by animals.


Gissendaner was arrested on Feb. 25 after Owen confessed his involvement in the murder and implicated her.


Owen agreed to testify against Gissendaner and received a life sentence. Gissendaner refused to accept the state's offer of life with no parole for 25 years and insisted on her right to a jury trial. She was found guilty and sentenced to death.



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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

When His Owner Was Hit By A Car, This Dog Refused To Leave Their Side

This past week in Jacksonville, Florida, tragedy took the life of 42-year-old Kelly Black. A tractor-trailer that was at at a Kangaroo on Chaffee Road hit this woman, dragged her body, and drove off. The only witness to the hit-and-run? Kelly's dog, Paco.


Paco never left Kelly's side. He waited as the police arrived, covered her body, and took her away. Filled with grief, the dog refused to leave.



The sheriff's office is currently searching for the driver that struck Kelly and fled the scene.



If only this poor, faithful dog could give testimony.





When Kelly's family finally arrive to retrieve Paco, he is visibly comforted by their presence.




Hopefully, the authorities can locate the person who killed Kelly. The knowledge may never bring their beloved daughter back, but at least they will know what happened.


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Monday, November 28, 2016

Top 10 Worst Generals in British History

Great Britain has a long, storied military history. For every glorious victory and brilliant general, however, there's an ignominious defeat and blundering fool. The following list presents ten such incompetents.



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Poor Edward Braddock always gets a drubbing for his mismanagement of the Monongahela Campaign. But the French and Indian War saw an equally stupid disaster perpetrated by James Abercrombie, who wasted thousands of men in a futile assault against Fort Ticonderoga in July 1758.


The French position at Ticonderoga was not insurmountable. The terrain gave the British a chance to flank the fort without difficulty, while unoccupied hills nearby offered prime artillery positions. “It is rare in military history for a commander to be faced by such a range of options,” notes Geoffrey Regan, “any one of which guaranteed success.”


Instead, Abercrombie opted for a suicidal frontal assault. The result was a bloodbath: 2,000 men fell, including nearly half of the famous “Black Watch” Highland regiment, and the attack was repulsed. Abercrombie lost his job to Edward Amherst, who captured Ticonderoga a year later with fewer men at a fraction of the cost.



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The Crimean War (1853-1856) is the apotheosis of British military incompetence, a conflict mismanaged on every level. Presiding over it was Lord Raglan, a former aide to the Duke of Wellington completely out of his depth. “Without the military trappings,” wrote Cecil Woodham-Smith, “one would never have guessed him to be a soldier.”


Raglan was an amiable man but at 65 years-old he was senile and unhealthy. On multiple occasions, he referred to the Russians as “the French,” forgetting France was now his ally. His inability to sort out differences amongst his subordinates, especially cavalry commanders Lucan and Cardigan, led to disaster in Balaclava's infamous Charge of the Light Brigade.


Raglan blundered into victory at the Alma, making assaults to capture and recapture the same ground and allowing the routed Russians to escape unhindered. His mismanagement of Balaclava turned a potential victory into an epochal gaffe; the Light Brigade's fate hinged on his inability to articulate a clear order. His troops then hunkered into trenches before Sebastopol, dying of disease and cold from atrocious medical care and inadequate provisions. Raglan suffered along with his troops, and in 1855 died of dysentery.



Buller


“A brave man who loved action but feared responsibility for the lives of others” (Byron Farwell), Buller was Britain's equivalent of Ambrose Burnside. Affable and well-liked, he had no business commanding an army. Early in the Boer War he lost battle after battle, never realizing infantry assaults against well-entrenched opponents rarely works. Spion Kop (January 23-24, 1900) is a representative case.


Buller's first mistake was delegating responsibility to Charles Warren, his equally incompetent second-in-command. Warren's lead brigade smashed into the teeth of the Boer position, becoming pinned down between two Boer forces. Without entrenchment tools, artillery support or proper leadership they were forced to endure a brutal crossfire.


Buller's non-management is inexplicable. He made no effort to reinforce Warren, even calling off a flank attack that may have won the day. 1,700 troops fought while 28,000 remained idle. When Highland troops launched an unauthorized charge he angrily ordered them to withdrawal – after it succeeded! Ultimately 1,500 men died pointlessly. The bright side? Buller and Warren were finally sacked.



Howe


As Britain's commander-in-chief in the Revolutionary War, Howe won several battles and executed one brilliant campaign. But nearly all were Pyrrhic victories, Howe winning the battlefield while forfeiting long-term advantage.


Howe managed the Battle of Bunker Hill in June 1775, winning a tactical victory only after suffering 30 percent casualties. Howe then offered a passive defense of Boston, playing cards instead of campaigning and ultimately abandoning the city without a fight.


Howe redeemed himself routing George Washington's army on Long Island and seizing New York City. Howe's hesitance in attacking Brooklyn Heights, however, allowed Washington to escape. Worse, Howe left scattered outposts throughout New Jersey, allowing Washington easy victories at Trenton and Princeton that winter.


Howe's final blunder came during 1777's Saratoga Campaign. John Burgoyne's New York offensive threatened to split the colonies in two, and Howe was to join in a pincer movement against Horatio Gates' Continentals. Howe instead marched on Philadelphia. He won a costly victory at Brandywine and captured Philadelphia but again allowed Washington to escape. Meanwhile Burgoyne was trounced by Gates and forced to surrender – an event that brought France into the war. After this debacle, Howe was finally sacked.



John Whitelocke


Sir John Fortescue described Whitelocke as “bound up indissolubly with foolish expeditions.” He spent most of his career in the West Indies, notably in Britain's disastrous attempts to conquer Santo Domingo during Touissant L'Overture's slave revolt. He earns his place here for mismanaging the 1807 Buenos Aires expedition, a costly sideshow of the Napoleonic Wars.


Whitelocke's troops landed outside Buenos Aires on July 1st and routed a token Spanish force. However, Whitelocke delayed following up, giving local militia time to organize. Whitelocke's troops marched into the city, only to face a hostile citizenry. Every window housed a sniper, an artilleryman or an angry local with a pot full of boiling oil. Whitelocke exercised little control, allowing his force to be divided and attacked piecemeal in the streets.


Trapped in Buenos Ares, Whitelocke capitulated to Spanish General Liniares on August 12th. He'd lost more than 3,000 of his 10,000-man force in the meantime. He was ignominiously cashiered upon returning to England.




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To hear Charles Townshend tell it, he was a genius comparable to Napoleon and Clausewitz. The 43,000 troops lost during the Siege of Kut might beg to differ. Driven by ambition and overconfidence, Townshend led his 6th Indian Division into Britain's greatest humiliation of World War I.


Ordered to advance on Baghdad in September 1915, Townshend expressed private misgivings. Publicly though, he leaped at the chance for glory, dreaming himself Governor of Mesopotamia. After several initial victories, stiffening Turkish resistance and heavy casualties stopped Townshend's advance. Ordered to withdraw to Basra, Townshend instead hunkered down in the village of Kut.


Townshend's men endured a horrific 147-day siege. Townshend made little effort to escape or prevent the Turks from surrounding him. He even forbade sorties on the grounds that “withdrawing” afterwards sapped morale! A hastily-organized relief force lost 23,000 men trying to raise the siege. His troops decimated by starvation and cholera, Townshend finally surrendered on April 29th, 1916.


Townshend enjoyed a cushy captivity in Constantinople while his troops endured forced labor. The British government was so embarrassed by Kut that they censored mention of it. Townshend became a Lieutenant-General, knight and MP, but history remembers him as an arrogant boob.



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When Japan entered World War II, Britain was understandably preoccupied with Nazi Germany. The Japanese overran Hong Kong, Malay and Burma in lightning campaigns. The biggest prize, however, was Singapore, the heavily-fortified port considered “the Gibraltar of the East.” Fortunately for Japan, its opponent was the singularly inept Arthur Percival.


Percival apparently occupied a strong position. His 85,000 Commonwealth troops vastly outnumbered Yamashita's 36,000 Japanese. But his men were badly overstretched, with few tanks or modern planes to oppose Yamashita. Percival's myopic focus on a naval attack – he believed landward defenses would be “bad for the morale of troops and civilians” – ceded initiative to Yamashita, who navigated the “impassible” Malay jungle and overwhelmed the British. Percival folded with a whimper, surrendering to Yamashita in “the worst disaster in British history” (Winston Churchill).


Unlike Townshend, Percival endured imprisonment just as bad as his men. Percival came out of it worse, however; he became the only Lieutenant-General in British history not to receive a knighthood.



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What's worse than surrendering an entire army? How about utterly destroying one? “A decent, proud, but stupid man” (James M. Perry), MacCarthy inherited a difficult situation as Governor of Africa's Gold Coast. Ongoing disputes with the powerful Ashanti tribe led to war in 1824. MacCarthy mismanaged the resultant campaign in bizarrely comic fashion.


MacCarthy anticipated a colonial mistake repeated by Custer, Chelmsford and Baratieri. Starting with a 6,000-man force, he divided it into four uneven columns. MacCarthy's own force numbered a mere 500, against 10,000 Ashanti. When the Ashanti initiated battle on January 20th, the other columns were tens of miles away.


At the battle's onset, MacCarthy ordered his musicians to play God Save the King, thinking this would scare the Ashanti away. It did not. A ferocious battle ensued, MacCarthy's troops holding their own until ammunition began running out. Hard-pressed, MacCarthy called up his reserve ammunition, only to find macaroni instead of bullets!


The Ashanti overran and massacred the British force, with only 20 survivors. MacCarthy was killed, his heart eaten and head used as a fetish for years. It took 50 years of intermittent warfare to subdue the Ashanti.



Hicks


Assigned to suppress the Mahdist Uprising in the Sudan, Hicks led what Winston Churchill called “the worst Army that has ever marched to war” – a rabble of Egyptian prisoners and ex-rebels, some shipped to the front in shackles. Arrogant British officials assumed this paltry force would put the pesky Mohammedans in their place. Hicks proved them wrong.


In fall 1883, Hicks marched his jerry-rigged 10,000-man army into Sudan. Misled by treacherous guides, Hicks' army fell victim to the desert clime, losing hundreds to desertion and dehydration. On November 3rd, the Mahdists, 40,000 strong, finally pounced at the oasis of El Obeid. After two days of desperate fighting, the army was overrun and massacred, with all but 500 men killed (Hicks included). Hicks' stupendous failure set the stage for Charles Gordon's doomed stand at Khartoum and fifteen years of fighting in Sudan.



General William Elphinstone


Britain won the Anglo-Afghan War's first round, routing Dost Mohammed and capturing Kabul. But the Afghans hated English rule and quickly revolted. Into this firestorm stepped William Elphinstone, the only man to lose an entire British army.


Riddled with gout and heart disease, Elphinstone was a poor choice to command. He arrived in Kabul in 1842, with disaster looming. British encampments were sighted lower than Kabul's city walls, with provisions located outside them. Afghan bandits murdered Britons who ventured out of camp.


Patrick Macrory characterizes Elphinstone as “[seeking] every man's advice… he was at the mercy of the last speaker.” Fatally indecisive, he allowed Afghans to kill envoys Alexander Burns and William Macnaghten, capture his supplies and snipe at his men without response. Elphinstone finally capitulated, agreeing to withdraw his army to India.


Elphinstone's army, accompanied by thousands of camp followers, staggered through the Afghan mountains. Their numbers were whittled down by disease, cold weather and incessant Afghan attacks. In the Khyber passes, the Afghans finally massacred the survivors. A single European, Dr. Brydon, survived of 16,000 who'd left Kabul. Elphinstone himself died in Afghan captivity.


Novelist George Macdonald Fraser aptly called Elphinstone “the greatest military idiot, of our own or any day.”


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Sunday, November 27, 2016

Political Cybersquatter Grabs Domains Before Campaigns Do

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Alison Lundergan Grimes had no website the day she announced her bid for Senate last week. So curious supporters and would-be donors who typed in two of the likeliest locales for her digital home - alisonforsenate.com and grimesforsenate.com - instead landed on blank pages. Or, at least, they were almost blank. All that appeared on both sites were the domain names spelled out in big boxy blue font and an email address listed “for inquiries.”


Michael Deutsch had struck again.


The little-known Florida resident has made it something of a hobby to snatch away desirable digital destinations from unwitting politicians. In that regard, Grimes is in heady company. In the last 15 years, Deutsch has snapped up web properties of value to the likes of President George W. Bush, Sens. John McCain and Joe Lieberman, Gov. Chris Christie and even President Obama's new political advocacy group.


Deutsch isn't in it for the money. He's just a self-diagnosed “C-SPAN junkie” who says he wants “a chance to look behind the curtain.” And he learned more than a decade ago that, as a man without the wealth to buy his way into intimate fundraisers, his best shot at getting close to the political stars that so fascinate him was to buy up political domain names early and leverage them later for some face time.


“I do this because I'm interested in the political process and seeing things you can't see on TV,” he says.


Cybersquatting - though Deutsch doesn't much care for the term - has been just the trick. He says it's landed him everywhere from a backyard barbecue in Oklahoma with a gubernatorial candidate to VIP access to a presidential rally to a whistle-stop tour across Connecticut. In between, he's engaged in delicate negotiations with multiple presidential campaigns and been brought to a cyber-court of sorts by the Obama political operation - where he won.


At first, Deutsch was reticent to talk about his exploits in the online political realm. “No comment,” our first conversation began. But he eventually decided to share. “It's unfortunate that dollars create access and that fundraising is such a large part of the political process,” he told National Journal. “This is my way of circumventing that.”


It all started in the late 1990s, when Deutsch registered a potential landing page for Sen. John McCain's not-yet-existent 2000 presidential campaign - mccain2000.org. Negotiations began with McCain advisers for Deutsch to turn over the domain - and what he'd receive in exchange.


“At one point, they had invited me to go on the announcement-day tour of, I believe, five states via airplane,” Deutsch says. “But they canceled that because of an outbreak of hostilities [in Kosovo].” Talks collapsed after that. Max Fose, who was McCain's 2000 Internet manager, remembered discussions with Deutsch were “touchy at times” but couldn't recall exactly how the episode had been resolved.


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Though his rendezvous with McCain never came to fruition, the lesson was clear: Domains, purchased for as little as $10 a pop, could pay huge political dividends. So when Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore tapped Sen. Joe Lieberman as his running mate in the summer of 2000, Deutsch immediately bought Lieberman2004.com (and the .net and .org versions). Just in case the Gore-Lieberman ticket lost and Lieberman wanted to make his own go of it four years later.


The bet paid off. Within a couple years, Deutsch found himself in talks with top Lieberman officials about trading the domains for time on the trail. “He was a very easy to deal with,” says Sherry Brown, Lieberman's then-chief of staff and executive director of his federal PAC. “And we were a little suspicious at first.”


They settled on a deal: Deutsch would return the domains, at cost, in exchange for a day with the senator campaigning in Connecticut. “I enjoyed it immensely,” Deutsch recalls.


Ahead of the 2004 presidential race, Deutsch had also secured bushcheney2004.com. He says he traded that for special access to a presidential rally. (Bush e-campaign director Chuck DeFeo couldn't recall Deutsch specifically, but he confirms the campaign did deals to swap web domains from supporters for, say, a presidential rope-line hand shake or VIP seats at an event.)


Deutsch still fondly recalls the experience. “It's very nice to see three different presidential helicopters fly in. You may see that every day in Washington, but for me it was awe-inspiring,” he says.


In 2002, Deutsch traded a domain to Rep. Steve Largent, R-Okla., during his bid for governor. “He turned it over to us with the understanding he could follow us around for a day on the trail,” said then-Largent adviser Nate Webb.


Deutsch flew to Oklahoma, on his own dime, to tour the state with Largent, including an intimate backyard barbeque. “I'm old enough where a handshake and an autographed picture is less interesting than seeing what goes on behind the scenes,” he says. “On TV you see 30 seconds of a campaign appearance. You don't see a full day of speeches, going to parades, and shaking hands. It's a physically grueling process for candidates.”


Deutsch, who used to live in New Jersey but now resides in Florida, is a registered Republican but has gobbled up domains of politicians of all stripes. A graduate of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where he says he studied economics and engineering, Deutsch was reluctant to talk about himself. Though he now invests in campaign domains names, he once held a seat at the American Stock Exchange, where he was an individual member.


Strike Early, Strike Often


The key with domain names, as with most investing, is to buy low and sell high - and sometimes to act fast.


Deutsch registered the two Grimes' Senate sites, for instance, in late March - right around when actress Ashley Judd decided not to challenge Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and when Grimes emerged as the top remaining Democratic recruit.
He watches all the cable news networks to keep pace with political happenings. But, Deutsch says, “C-SPAN, I find the most enjoyable.”


Just how avid of a political news consumer is Deutsch? While Washington was chattering this week about a New York Times story that said Liz Cheney, daughter of the former vice president, might challenge Wyoming's Republican Sen. Mike Enzi, Deutsch picked up on the possibility much earlier: He has owned the domain name cheneyforsenate.com for several years, according to DomainTools.com, which tracks registration data.


Another example of Deutsch's insatiable political appetite and quirky sensibility: He owns both simpsonbowles.com and bowlessimpson.com - named after the two former heads of the president's deficit-reduction commission. The sites are decorated with an image of Homer Simpson tossing a bowling ball.


Domains aren't free. To fund his political purchases, Deutsch buys and sells apolitical sites for profit. He has bought more than 1,800 domain names over the years, according to DomainTools, everything from naturalcondom.com to yankeestadium.com to drinkmilk.com. Deutsch sounds especially excited about flipping stemcellresearch.com, “which is very valuable,” he insists.


“I sell enough to cover the cost of my hobby,” he says.


That hobby has often focused often on predicting presidential tickets. While the money he spent on sites like giulianipawlenty.com, allenforpresident.com, gore08.com, and mccainhuckabee.com went for naught, he nearly hit the jackpot in 2004.


That year, he was sitting on kerrygephardt.com when the New York Post reported - mistakenly - that Rep. Dick Gephardt was the Democratic vice presidential pick. When Sen. John Edwards emerged as the actual choice, Deutsch went from elated to deflated in less than 24 hours. (He owned kerryedwards2004.com, but the campaign never sought it from him.) “I still have a copy of the Post,” a nostalgic Deutsch says.


OFA's Big Mistake


This January, Deutsch caught what he calls “the worst mistake I've ever seen.”


Before President Obama's advisers announced turning the remnants of his reelection campaign into a new nonprofit, Organizing for Action, they had failed to secure its most obvious digital homes. Deutsch beat them to the punch and snatched up organizingforaction.com and organizingforaction.org.


“Ultimately, they realized their blunder and they were not very happy about it,” Deutsch says.


OFA's legal team counter-punched on Feb. 1, accusing Deutsch of breaching their trademark in a complaint before the National Arbitration Forum, records show. A three-person panel of arbiters sided with Deutsch, noting that the group's name had been in “use for little more than a fortnight.”


OFA did not respond to requests for comment.


While Deutsch presents himself as a benevolent squatter, those who cross him can face digital rebukes. Organizingforaction.com and its sister .org site are topped by a flashing siren and feature an anti-OFA polemic. “Welcome to the REAL OrganizingForAction.com,” the site says. Or, go to the Deutsch-owned McCain2008.com site and be redirected to an unflattering 2010 profile of the Arizona senator in Vanity Fair.


Grimes, meanwhile, has since launched her own official website at alisonforky.com. Deutsch says he still hasn't heard from her campaign about the pair of sites that he owns.


“I've received several emails from people who want to contribute money and volunteer,” Deutsch says. “I'd be happy to forward these emails to the campaign but I don't know where to send them.”


It's not clear how much longer Deutsch's political parlor trick can last. For one, politicians are savvier about the web these days. For another, web browsing habits have changed dramatically since the pre-Google 1990s. Now, people are just as likely - if not more so - to type a politician's name into a search engine as they are to guess a campaign's URL.


Maybe that's why Deutsch hasn't heard a peep from either the 2013 gubernatorial campaigns of Democrat Terry McAuliffe in Virginia or Chris Christie in New Jersey, despite owning both mcauliffeforgovernor.com and christieforgovernor.com.


Deutsch is not discouraged. He is looking ahead to 2016. One of his most recent acquisitions is jeb16.com.


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Saturday, November 26, 2016

10 Weird Historical Coincidences

A coincidence is a collection of events that are related, but unlikely to have a shared cause. In some cases, people will develop fringe theories in order to help explain coincidences that seem connected, and it's fun to look at the weirder coincidences and speculate on their cause.


10 The “My Way” Killings


Five attractive friends singing together at a karaoke party


People in the Philippines love karaoke. The country is full of karaoke bars, and singing is a large part of their culture. For the most part, karaoke is a playful activity, but some people have taken it very seriously. On more than one occasion, people in the Philippines have been murdered while performing Frank Sinatra's 1969 song “My Way.” The deaths have been called a coincidence by some because the song is a popular karaoke tune, but many Filipino karaoke bars have banned the song.


In some places, the term “videoke rage” has been used to describe deaths. In one case, 29-year-old Romy Baligula was shot to death by a security guard after he wouldn't stop singing the song. The song has been known to spawn riots and many people refuse to sing it because of the trouble it might cause.


9 July 11, 1991


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On July 11, 1991, a wave of unexplained UFO sightings occurred over Mexico City. The events were witnessed by thousands of people and investigated by the Mexican government. Coincidentally, the UFOs were seen during a total solar eclipse.


During the eclipse, people in Mexico City reported a large metallic disk in the sky. The object was videotaped by multiple people and broadcast on the news. The event was one of the first widely reported UFO sightings in Mexico City, and since that time, the area has become a hotbed of unexplained activity.


The connections between the solar eclipse and the UFOs have caused some to speculate that the aircraft were predicted by the Dresden Codex of the Maya calendar. The calendar identifies the July 11 eclipse as the Sixth Sun of Quetzalcoatl and says it will bring about changes and cosmic awareness. In 2010, a story appeared on the Internet that suggested the United States was keeping the events of July 11, 1991 hidden from the public. It also suggested that the US government was fighting a secret war against aliens near the continent of Antarctica.


8 Chris Benoit And Wikipedia


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In June of 2007, professional wrestler Chris Benoit murdered his family and committed suicide. Benoit was a popular member of World Wrestling Entertainment, and the news of his death shocked people all over the world. Over a three-day period, Benoit strangled his wife and suffocated his seven-year-old son. He then used a weight machine to hang himself. In the wake of the tragedy, it was revealed that Benoit had previously been accused of abusing his wife and was prone to fits of rage. Some felt he might have experienced a case of “roid rage,” been a severe alcoholic, or had brain damage.


In a strange coincidence, 14 hours before the police discovered the bodies of Benoit and his family, his English Wikipedia page reported on the death of Nancy. It said: “Chris Benoit was replaced by Johnny Nitro for the ECW World Championship match at Vengeance, as Benoit was not there due to personal issues, stemming from the death of his wife Nancy.” The event has been called an “unbelievable hindrance” by the police, who seized the computer of the man who posted the information.


Chris Benoit did not leave a suicide note, but sent out a series of texts before killing himself that said: “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia 30215.” The circumstances surrounding his death may have been bizarre, but the evidence points to Benoit murdering his family, despite what some might think.


7Windshield Pitting And Operation Castle


Mushroom Cloud of Operation Castle-Bravo


Starting in April of 1954, people in Bellingham and Seattle, Washington started to report unusual holes, pits, and dings in their car windshields. The reports quickly spread to different areas of the state and thousands of people were affected. At first, it was thought to be the work of vandals, but after parking garages and secluded neighborhoods were targeted, the reports began to spread.


By April 15, 1954, close to 3,000 windshields were affected, and police released a statement indicating that 95 percent of the cases were caused by public hysteria. Others put forth the theory that the damage was being caused by the infestation of flea eggs, cosmic rays, or nuclear fallout.


On March 1, 1954, the United States started Operation Castle-a series of high-yield nuclear tests carried out at Bikini Atoll, a group of islands located in the Pacific Ocean. They are approximately 7,700 kilometers (4,800 miles) from Seattle. The initial test of Operation Castle was named Castle Bravo, and it was the first dry fuel thermonuclear hydrogen bomb detonated by the US.


After Castle Bravo was set off, it became clear that the US government had misjudged its power. It was approximately 1,000 times more powerful than each of the atomic bombs used during World War II and the nuclear fallout surrounded the island and spread quickly. The event was the most significant case of accidental radiological contamination in US history.


After Castle Bravo was detonated, five more nuclear tests were carried out in the area. The amount of nuclear fallout released into the atmosphere was difficult to measure because the data was skewed by previous explosions. By coincidence, the timeline for Operation Castle falls directly in line with the 1954 Windshield Pitting Epidemic. The city of Seattle is located in a region where it is possible that nuclear fallout from Bikini Atoll could have hit.


6 Sirente Crater And Triumph Of The Church


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During the reign of Emperor Constantine, Christianity became the dominant religion of the Roman Empire. It remains unclear what caused Constantine to favor Christianity and the event has become known as the Triumph of the Church. During his childhood, Constantine was exposed to a form of Christianity by his mother Helena but wasn't baptized until shortly before his death. Officially, Constantine and Licinius legalized Christian worship in A.D. 313.


The Sirente crater is a seasonal lake located in central Italy. It's pretty much in the middle of nowhere. In the late 1990s, the area was studied by Swedish geologist Jens Ormö, who suggested that ridges near the site indicated the crater was formed by a bolide collision. A study performed by the Sirente Crater Group concluded that the lake was created by the impact of a meteor with the force of a small nuclear bomb.


However, other scientists have pointed to a lack of evidence for a collision and hypothesized that the lake was formed by human excavation. The area is littered with small pieces of exploded bombs and grenades, which has caused some to wonder if explosives might have played a factor.


The existence of the Sirente Crater has caused people to re-examine why Constantine converted to Christianity. Jens Ormö has noted that Constantine and his army were once camped only 60 mi (97 km) from the Sirente crater before the Battle of the Milvian Bridge. The coincidence between the two events is speculative, but still interesting.



5 Violet Jessop


Titanic-redo


Violet Jessop was an ocean liner stewardess that survived three separate disasters on Olympic-class ocean liners, including the sinking of the RMS Titanic. The three ships were the largest and most luxurious boats of the early 20th century, but coincidentally, they experienced horrible accidents early in their careers.


Violet Jessop was an Irish emigrant who worked her first job as a stewardess with the Royal Mail Line on the Orinoco. On June 14, 1911, Jessop was on the RMS Olympic when the boat crashed with the cruiser HMS Hawke. At the time of the accident, the Olympic was the largest civilian liner in the world. It took heavy damage and flooding in the crash, but was able to make it back to Southampton.


On April 10, 1912, Violet boarded the RMS Titanic on the ship's maiden voyage. Four days later, the boat hit an iceberg and sank in the North Atlantic. During the sinking, Violet was asked to set an example for the people who did not speak English and were having a hard time following directions. She was able to board the 16th lifeboat and given a baby to look after.


After the outbreak of World War I, Jessop worked as a stewardess for the British Red Cross. On November 21, 1916, she was onboard the HMHS Britannic when the ship hit a mine and sank in the Aegean Sea. The Britannic was the largest ship to be lost during World War I, and 30 people died in the tragedy. As the ship went under, Jessop was forced to jump off her lifeboat and was pulled under the water. She hit her head on the ship's keel, but was able to surface and be rescued. Before the Britannic was lost, Jessop made sure to grab her toothbrush because it was the one item she most missed in the aftermath of her Titanic experience.


4 Eleanor Rigby


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“Eleanor Rigby” was released by The Beatles on August 5, 1966, which was a week before the band's last commercial tour. In 1966, McCartney gave an interview about how he came up with the lyrics for the song. He said that he originally came up with the idea of “Father McCartney” but figured it was inappropriate to use his dad's name, so looked in the phone book and found “McKenzie.” Ultimately, the name “Father McKenzie” was used in the song's lyrics.


McCartney came up with the name “Eleanor” from actress Eleanor Bron and “Rigby” from a store in Bristol named Rigby & Evens Ltd, Wine & Spirit Shippers. In 1984, Paul was quoted: “I just liked the name. I was looking for a name that sounded natural.” In the 1980s, a grave was discovered in St. Peter's Parish Church in Woolton, Liverpool, with the name Eleanor Rigby on it. Even more coincidentally, a few yards from Eleanor's grave is another tombstone with the last name “McKenzie” on it.


The cemetery is located near the spot where Lennon and McCartney first met, and the two spent a lot of time in the cemetery sunbathing as teenagers. In response to the news that there was a gravestone with the name Eleanor Rigby, McCartney said that he might have been subconsciously influenced by the name on the gravestone. The coincidence is one of the most famous in rock history and gave momentum to the “Paul is dead” conspiracy.


3 Death Of Ahmad Shah Massoud And 9/11


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Ahmad Shah Massoud was a military leader in Afghanistan who was assassinated on September 9, 2001-two days before 9/11. At the time of his death, Massoud was the head of the United Islamic Front (Northern Alliance) and strongly opposed the Taliban. He was a central figure in the resistance against the Soviet Union in the 1980s and became a hero in Afghanistan after the war.


On September 9, 2001, two men posing as journalists killed Ahmad Shah Massoud in a suicide bombing. The culprits placed a bomb in a camera and blew it up while meeting with the military leader. One of the assassins died in the explosion, and the other was reportedly shot and killed while trying to flee the scene. Despite an attempt by the Northern Alliance to keep the news quiet, Massoud's death was almost immediately reported by the BBC and North American news outlets.


Several months before 9/11, Ahmad Shah Massoud gave a speech to the European Parliament that warned against a major terrorist attack in the United States. It is thought that he was murdered by Al-Qaeda to help protect Osama bin Laden and the Taliban in the wake of 9/11. Osama likely felt he could take control of the Northern Alliance with Massoud out of the picture. Al-Qaeda has never taken responsibility for the assassination.


2 Peshtigo And Great Chicago Fires


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On October 8, 1871, the Midwestern United States experienced an enormous firestorm that burned 6,100 square kilometers (2,300 sq mi) of land around Peshtigo, Wisconsin. The event is the deadliest fire in US history and killed 1,500 to 2,500 people. On the same day, the United States experienced the Great Chicago Fire, the Port Huron Fire, the Holland Fire, and Manistee Fire.


The 1871 firestorm was caused by strong winds and forest fires. After gaining enough energy, the blaze quickly developed into a massive wall of fire that reached a speed of 160 kph (100 mph) and produced tornado-style winds. The fire was so hot that sandy beaches were turned to glass, and people were incinerated. The fire jumped over the waters of Green Bay and destroyed 12 separate communities in the area. It tossed rail cars and houses into the air and left thousands of people with nothing.


Some 400 kilometers (250 mi) south of Peshtigo, Wisconsin, the city of Chicago experienced one of its largest fires in history on October 8, 1871. The Great Michigan Fire also started on October 8th and burned a large number of cities in the area. When looking over the destruction, some have come to wonder what triggered the fires.


The coincidence has caught the attention of a group of researchers who have proposed that the fires were all started when Comet Biela broke up over the Midwest. Meteorites are not known to start or spread fires, as they are cold to the touch when reaching the ground. However, it has been suggested that the methane in comets could potentially ignite if the object is large enough and hits a dry patch of land that has experienced forest fires. Others have suggested that an airburst over a forest fire–riddled area could cause a massive firestorm. On October 8, 1871, people all over Wisconsin reported seeing a series of spontaneous ignitions, balls of fire, blue flames, and a lack of smoke usually representative of a firestorm.


1 Chelyabinsk Meteor And 2012 DA14


Fire-Meteor


On February 15, 2013, an asteroid entered the Earth's atmosphere over the southern Ural region of Russia and exploded. The event was witnessed by thousands of people and became the largest known airburst since the 1908 Tunguska event. The blast produced a light brighter than the Sun, and the shock wave was felt by people all over the area. The energy of the explosion was equivalent to 20-30 of the atomic bombs used at Hiroshima.


The asteroid was not detected by the authorities before the airburst, and the event surprised many people. It wounded 1,500 and damaged over 7,000 buildings. The meteor was caught on tape by multiple sources, which shows a giant fireball in the sky-followed by an enormous explosion of light. It was reported that the meteor made the ground hot, and the city smelled like gunpowder after the explosion. The event was an extremely rare occurrence and the only time in history that a meteor has been known to cause human injury.


Approximately 16 hours after the Chelyabinsk Meteor hit Russia, another asteroid named 2012 DA14 came within 27,700 km (17,200 mi) of the surface of Earth. The asteroid gained a new record for the closest passage to Earth for an object of its size (30 meters or 98 ft).


Despite the incredible rarity of the Chelyabinsk Meteor and close approach of DA14, it has been determined that the asteroids are in no way related because they had significantly different orbits. The coincidence is just crazy because the two events are so rare.


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Friday, November 25, 2016

My Husband Isn't My “Type”and He's Definitely Not My Best Friend

“Is your husband really, truly your best friend? Really? Because mine isnt.”



ByRobin O'Bryant


Im going to need everyone who has posted a Facebook status along the lines of, Happy Anniversary to my best friend and the love of my life! to form a line, so that in an orderly fashion, I can walk down said line and thump each of you right in the middle of your foreheads.


Is your husband really, truly your best friend? Really?


Because mine isnt.


When people ask me how I met my husband, I usually just say, Church. You need to know someone pretty well before you say something like, God told me he was my husband and even though Im not used to hearing voices, I just went for it! Whats to lose, amiright?!


It was the summer of 1997, I was 19 years old and spending the break working in the office of a new evangelical church my mother had started attending.


My parents had just gone through a shocking divorce, and by shocking, let me just say that to this very day, almost 20 years after their divorce, Ive never heard my parents argue. Ever. They woke us up one fine Alabama Saturday morning and told us they had gotten a divorce a few weeks earlier and my dad was moving out. There was no warning shot fired, no attempt at counseling or reconciliation, just that one sucker punch when we werent paying attention. A year later, I broke up with my boyfriend of four years and my heart was still tender from both events.


Maybe I was naive to think I could bargain with God, but nevertheless, I laid out my terms in my journal:





Ill never give my heart away again. Im giving it to you. Maybe Im ridiculous to never want to date again, but if you could just give me a sign or something when I meet my husband THEN Ill date him and fall in love. I dont want to risk picking the wrong person again. After everything… I dont trust my own judgment. So a burning bush? Im not in a hurry. Im ready to go all Sister Mary Clarence about this (thats a Sister Act joke God gets me). So, please. Smoke signals? Something…





Before I headed back for the next semester, my older brother Matt and I decided to go to Texas for a Christian motorcycle rally with a family from our new church. (And yes, I do realize this story is getting weirder by the second.) It was kind of a Christian convention meets county fair/campgrounds, but with former Hells Angels who have converted and love Jesus Im sure you have the perfect mental picture.


We borrowed a tent, loaded Matts car and joined a caravan of cars following the OBryant family to Texas. One of their sons, Zeb, was a year younger than me. But even if I hadnt been in my Sister Mary Clarence phase, I wouldnt have looked at him twice.


Zeb wasnt my type. My type was clean cut and all-American, the kind who wore lots of Polo shirts and khaki pants, possibly played golf and most definitely was a member of Key Club. Zeb rode a metallic blue 1976 Harley-Davidson everywhere he went, had a goatee that was a little longer than I thought sanitary and his naturally brown hair was bleached blonde and spiked in a manner not unlike Edward Cullens or Edward Scissorhands, for that matter.


Regardless, meeting Zeb began a weekend-long love affair with his vintage Harley-Davidson and Texas back roads. Every time Zeb jumped on his bike, hed give me a nod, Id hop on and wed take off. The rumble of the Harley and the twisting roads through the Hill Country almost hypnotized me. The wind blasted my face and ratted my hair as the sun warmed my jeans. I was careful to keep my hands gently on Zebs hips and to not lean too close against him Sister Mary Clarence didnt want to inadvertently press any boobage against his back and give him the wrong idea.


We were sitting in a tent revival type of meeting folding chairs and open air with the stars hanging low and lazy in the night sky. Our faces were still grey with the road dust and we smelled sweetly of sunshine and gasoline. I was sitting there with my Bible open on my lap when I had a crazy thought:


My husband is here somewhere…


My eyes scanned the crowd and as they did, they fell on Zeb, who was sitting to my right, ripped jeans and motorcycle boots propped on the chair in front of him. Now Im not saying I heard an audible voice, but something deep inside of me clearly shouted, Its him.


I knew from that moment on I would marry him. And its a damn good thing I was hearing voices that night otherwise I wouldve totally missed it.


Zeb is my polar opposite. Hes an extrovert; Im an introvert. He loves nature and the outdoors; Ive wondered if I could get a PhD in Netflix. Hes calm, steady and always in a good mood. Im creative, a roller-coaster of emotions and quite frankly prone to hysterics.


I want best friend who will tell me I need one more pair of shoes and a man who will remind me to save for my retirement account. I want to call my best friend when I feel Ive been wronged and hear her say, What a b*tch! I cant believe she said that to you! I want to be married to a man who says, Who gives a sh*t what she thinks? And I want to get into bed at night with a man who ignites things in me no one else can.


Zeb isnt my best friend.


I have never been so angry at my best friend that I fantasized about throwing a lamp or other miscellaneous piece of furniture at her head. I cant say the same for ole Zeb. For example, once our 3-year-old had walking pneumonia. Sadie was running fever, listless and refused to drink anything. I tried all manner of juices, an assortment of sippy cups and silly straws all to no avail.


Zeb, will you go to the store and get some Popsicles? I asked.


Do you really think she needs sugar when shes this sick?


I think she needs any type of fluid she can get down because shes going to get dehydrated. So yes, I think she needs Popsicles. I replied.


Give her some water, Zeb advised.


I HAVE.


Try some juice.


Really Zeb? Ive tried everything. Thats why I need popsicles. I was starting to get pretty pissed.


I just dont think she needs sugar. He said, again.


Noted. Now go to the store and get Popsicles. Please. I said please out loud but in my head I was screaming, YOU SOB!


He was as mad as all get out, but he went to the store victory was mine! Sadie would be hydrated! All was well with the world… until he walked in the door carrying a box of 200 Otter Pops that werent even frozen.


Is this really happening?! I yelled, What the hell? POPSICLES, Zeb! Why is that so hard?


These ARE Popsicles! He yelled back.


No they arent! Theyll be Popsicles in 36-48 hours but they are most certainly NOT Popsicles right now! Why didnt you get frozen ones?


He looked me straight in the eye and said, I didnt know you could buy them that way.


Are you sure thats how you want to play this? Do you really want me to believe youre that stupid? I asked.


I dont know that Ive ever been so completely filled with rage. Over freaking Popsicles.


But thats the way it is with me and Zeb we are passionate and stubborn. Sometimes I think I might see myself on an episode of Dateline Josh Mankiewicz strolling down our street as a camera pans wide and says,In the small town of Greenwood, Mississippi everything looked perfect for Zeb and Robin OBryant… until one day, in a fit of rage, Robin did the unthinkable…


But then, in a split second, Zeb is there with eyes the exact same amber brown assunshine filtered through a beer bottle. He wraps his arms around me while Im standing at the stove cooking dinner. Hekisses my neck and his beard tickles my skin, Sorry, he whispers. And I melt.


Zeb isnt my best friend. Depending on the movie I want to see, Ill ditch him in a second for my girlfriends. But when things gets real, I dont care if anyone is standing with me but him. Hes my partner, my equal and without a doubt, my better half. Zeb is the peanut butter to my jelly, the yin to my yang, the spiritual Xanax to my eight-ball of coke.


Im also going to need all of you people who say, Thanks for the best 15 years of my life! to stand in a separate corner and await your own punishment, because marriage isnt easy, and it most certainly isnt all happy.


Id rather say:




I really appreciate you driving me to therapy every week.




Thanks for not leaving me when I act like a lunatic.


“Thanks for acting like you thought I was sexy for the last 16 years even though Ive gained and lost hundreds of pounds and my stretch marks look like a topographical map of the Rocky Mountains.


I have lots of friends, hell, I even have lots of best friends… but there is and will always be, only one Zeb. Hes my husband and thats enough.


About the Author: Robin O'Bryant is the The New Times best-selling author of Ketchup is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves. You can follow her on FaceBook as Robin O'Bryantor Twitter.




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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Texas Company Selling A Truck Decal Of A Hog-Tied Woman Accused Of Promoting Sexual Assault



1. A Texas-based car decal company called Hornet Signs has recently been accused of promoting rape culture.







2. Users began attacking the company online over their decal, furious that Hornet Signs would think something like the abuse and kidnapping of women is something to joke about.







3. Hornet Signs put out an official statement, saying that they wanted to use the controversy to help victims of abuse:




Let's embrace the situation and take this opportunity to help victims of abuse all over this great country. Take the outrage and turn it into positive solutions. We have not profited by one penny on this but go to our website to find out who can! Take our challenge and let's be proactive in bringing awareness and finding solutions. Go to our facebook page and share with us what others are doing to bring awareness and solutions to this disturbing social issue. We have read every comment between Friday and now. We have seen a tremendous amount of negativity but with that somewhere there has to be just as much positive activity! The negativity still keeps the issue in front of us but we want to try and convert that into positive solutions.






4. Hornet Signs also asked outraged Facebook users to vote on what the company should do.







5. Hornet called it a “an experiment in marketing,” offering to put the hog-tied woman decal on eBay and give the proceeds to charity.







6. As of Monday, the majority of users just want the company to take it down.







7. There's also a petition that's being circulated, hosted on Moveon.com.







8. A local news station picked up the story, as well, interviewing Hornet's owner Brad Kolb, who said the woman on the decal was an employee who volunteered to be photographed.







9. On Sunday, Hornet posted a YouTube video explaining that their experiment in marketing was raising awareness to the issue of violence against women.







10. They, also, made it clear that “Hornet Signs and our individual employees do not condone abusive behavior, in any form to any individual.”







11. Hornet Signs said they are teaming up with The Advocacy Center For Crime Victims And Children and donating money for each like they receive on Facebook for the rest of September.







12. As The Frisky points out, Hornet is not the first company to sell this kind of image.





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